Troll creepy OkCupid users!

Have fun trolling OkCupid guys by pretending to be a cute girl. It's anonymous and easy. Just type a message and hit send.

Real OkCupid user

Hi how are you

Feb 5, 2014 - 4:50PM

Real OkCupid user

Hey there!

Feb 5, 2014 - 11:55PM

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Real OkCupid user

I'm Dan

Feb 6, 2014 - 4:05PM

Real OkCupid user

I'm good and you

Feb 6, 2014 - 4:05PM

Real OkCupid user

I love naps too lol

Feb 6, 2014 - 4:05PM

Real OkCupid user

Wait. So your names not kim_cat? That's disappointing.

Feb 6, 2014 - 11:55PM

Real OkCupid user

Naps are fun, do you prefer that too being awake?

Feb 6, 2014 - 11:55PM

Real OkCupid user

Lol you funny

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:00AM

Real OkCupid user

I'm addicted to going to the gym when I'm awake

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:00AM

Real OkCupid user

Work hard and play hard lol

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:00AM

Real OkCupid user

Totally

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:05AM

Real OkCupid user

Been meaning to sign up for a gym for a minute now

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:05AM

Real OkCupid user

Got destroyed DESTROYED last night

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:05AM

Real OkCupid user

Ended up at some neon gold party buying ASAP rocky shots, ridiculous night

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:05AM

Real OkCupid user

Then we bought our uber drive a slice of pizza

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:05AM

Real OkCupid user

Wow nice

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:20AM

Real OkCupid user

What are you doing now

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:20AM

Real OkCupid user

My dad is a doctor

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:20AM

Real OkCupid user

My family is still not happy with my career choice

Feb 8, 2014 - 1:21AM

Real OkCupid user

Urgghhh feeling destroyed. Went out hard last night again with some mates from back home

Feb 8, 2014 - 8:55AM

Real OkCupid user

Haha - the bagel store?

Feb 8, 2014 - 8:55AM

Real OkCupid user

I feel like every girl I've met from NJ loves Ace Enders. I grew up on TEN

Feb 8, 2014 - 8:55AM

Real OkCupid user

What are your plans tonight

Feb 8, 2014 - 9:45AM

Real OkCupid user

I skipped the gym yesterday I need to go today lol

Feb 8, 2014 - 9:50AM

Real OkCupid user

Maybe we can meet up for some coffee and get to know one another better

Feb 8, 2014 - 9:50AM

Real OkCupid user

How are you

Feb 9, 2014 - 4:10PM

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Real OkCupid user

Hey nice to meet you, my names Dan, I'd like to get to know you better and be friends if you're interested. You seem like a nice, down to earth type of girl. Let me know if you're interested, we can talk about new girl lol

Feb 5, 2014 - 10:37PM

Real OkCupid user

Hi I'm Rob. I love Harry Potter, but if ur a red soxs fan or Patriots fan I don't think I can forgive u. Haha feel free to start a rivalry

Feb 6, 2014 - 4:40PM

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Real OkCupid user

haha hey rob, I love how you started with "I love harry potter LOL" , well I love hermione granger if that counts ahahaha

Feb 6, 2014 - 6:45PM

Real OkCupid user

Haven't watched baseball in a year and I don't have a die hard football team, but we can start a harry potter rivalry

Feb 6, 2014 - 6:45PM

Real OkCupid user

Don't tempt me lol I am a huge Harry Potter nerd. Have u ever met anyone whose favorite character was Lupin? And Hermione is awesome, so is Emma Watson lol

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:05PM

Real OkCupid user

Get out of here......seriously LUPIN???

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:40PM

Real OkCupid user

jk ahahah asides from Hermione who was played by a hottie... I love lupin

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:40PM

Real OkCupid user

His character is so hot and he's a werewolf and just so cool. Also, was the best professor ever

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:45PM

Real OkCupid user

and he taught harry his most needed spell ever

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:45PM

Real OkCupid user

I would say my favorite is Black then Lupin haha

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:45PM

Real OkCupid user

Lol I liked her both in the books and as the way too hot movie character. I kinda hate the seventh book just because how jk Rowling killed lupin. Plus last chapter kinda sucked.

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:50PM

Real OkCupid user

Unless u wanna continue this rant lol what sports do u like?

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:50PM

Real OkCupid user

Lol exactly my point even better than Dumbledore. Wow spell check knew how to spell Dumbledore haha. 6 was my favorite book by far

Feb 6, 2014 - 7:55PM

Real OkCupid user

Who even likes Dumbledore right? ewww ahaha.I honestly don't remember which book is what, been so long, but yea what's wrong with harry potter rants ??? lol

Feb 6, 2014 - 11:55PM

Real OkCupid user

mmm my best sport would be quidditch I must say

Feb 6, 2014 - 11:55PM

Real OkCupid user

Best seeker out there, you know what I mean? What's a harry pottter lol
I like playing every sport, my best would be baseball, volleyball and basketball probably, what about you?

Feb 6, 2014 - 11:55PM

Real OkCupid user

Baseball is by far my best as well. I used to run track of that counts haha. I love volleyball too but I'm ok at best. What do u say beach volleyball game this weekend it's gonna be nice I here ;)

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:05AM

Real OkCupid user

of course track counts, I probably can't keep up with you then haha. mm volleyball would be my #1 lol. Of course we can go beach this weekend. Don't forget your shades, I'll bring the sunblock :p lol

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:35AM

Real OkCupid user

We are going to freeze forever and be lost at sea huh? ahaha what an adventure

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:35AM

Real OkCupid user

This might be the first time id have to turn down seeing a girl in a bikini hahaha. You know just snow on the ground is one thing but to play through a blizzard we would both be frozen in minutes haha. On the other hand lol

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:55AM

Real OkCupid user

You've never seen frozen? It's easy, just play haha

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:55AM

Real OkCupid user

you obviously don't know about my body in a bikini

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:55AM

Real OkCupid user

lol I'm so lost

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:55AM

Real OkCupid user

Haha touche. I guess we will have to schedule a game in and I will just have to deal with the frost bite. Nothing like. A girl with confidence haha. How often do u go out at night?

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:20AM

Real OkCupid user

youre making me question my gender... am i the girl here? LOL I've been trying not to go out as much, but 2-3 times a week?

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:40AM

Real OkCupid user

you?

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:40AM

Real OkCupid user

or are you a boy? :o

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:50AM

Real OkCupid user

Lol Harry Potter and whose the male rivalry, I'm the one saying I will deal with frost bite to see a hottie and a bikini. Hahaha. I used to go out more but my schedule at work has been crappy lately so I have been working weekends.

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:05AM

Real OkCupid user

U wanna go for a run on the beach and we will see who is the alpha male here. Lol u tell me when

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:05AM

Real OkCupid user

Have you ever met anyone from okc

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:05AM

Real OkCupid user

We could really do it up and go Me Speedo u smallest bikini ever lol.

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:40AM

Real OkCupid user

my double d's dont fit in small bras, might as well go nude lol, lets gooo

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:22PM

Real OkCupid user

right now right now

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:22PM

Real OkCupid user

ive never met anyone on okc ahah havent talked to someone im really into, you??

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:22PM

Real OkCupid user

First off I'm at work, otherwise id totally be waiting at the beach haha. Secondly there's no way ur that endowed lol. Lastly I met one girl, considering it was an okc date it went pretty well

Feb 7, 2014 - 12:35PM

Real OkCupid user

Ur too tiny missy.

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:05PM

Real OkCupid user

First off, sucks. Secondly, there is. Lastly, do you like mind fucking people ? cause that's how my mind feels lol just... fucked ahahaha

Feb 7, 2014 - 4:20PM

Real OkCupid user

Am I too tiny thoughhh?

Feb 7, 2014 - 4:20PM

Real OkCupid user

Well u just fucked my mind if ur 5'4 and DD's lol. And ur Def not too tiny my ex was 4'11 lol. I think short girls are sexy though. Btw this whole okc messaging thing takes forever. Can I get ur number, or ur Facebook?? It will be easier to talk about cosplay Harry Potter to a very snowy beach volleyball game haha

Feb 7, 2014 - 4:40PM

Real OkCupid user

hhuhh? I'm 5'10 LOL im so confused

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:00PM

Real OkCupid user

what's your facebook? I'll look you up, I have a very generic name

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:00PM

Real OkCupid user

would you be lupin for harry potter cosplay? lol

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:00PM

Real OkCupid user

add me, daniel jaesup ryu

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:00PM

Real OkCupid user

Ur account details says ur 5'4. My Facebook is rob intreglia. And I would absolutely be lupin. We should find a Harry Potter party haha

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:30PM

Real OkCupid user

Daniel??

Feb 7, 2014 - 7:40PM

Real OkCupid user

lol mine shows you as a asian female, that's fucking hilarious

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:15PM

Real OkCupid user

Hmmm well that's odd. U would think rob would come up as a guy. Well what about snapchat? Or Kik? And what's with the height difference. I'd ur 5'10 ur taller than me by and inch lol

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:30PM

Real OkCupid user

snap and kik is jaesupee

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:45PM

Real OkCupid user

R u an Italian dude lol how did u come up with that

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:55PM

Real OkCupid user

My snap is rob10304....

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:15PM

Real OkCupid user

asian LOL

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:20PM

Real OkCupid user

what are you?

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:20PM

Real OkCupid user

Mix Italian, Irish and English. And just Asian?? 5'10 big boobs ur a dream ha. Send me something on snapchat

Feb 7, 2014 - 9:30PM

Real OkCupid user

Ur definitely throwing a curve ball at me, since I'm finding a guy for those accounts. But ur photos here on okc are amazing lol. It's like ur seeing If i can deal with the novel Hermione, only to eventually see ur Emma Watson Hermione lol. Care to shed some light

Feb 7, 2014 - 10:30PM

Real OkCupid user

I think we're being shammed here lol
I am a dude.

Feb 7, 2014 - 11:10PM

Real OkCupid user

snap me lol IM so confused

Feb 7, 2014 - 11:10PM

Real OkCupid user

it shows youre a girl on mine ahah with 3 different pics

Feb 7, 2014 - 11:10PM

Real OkCupid user

Dam it all makes sense now. But how the hell did okc give us the same Asian girl profile?? What does it say my name is? Is urs soytuaire?

Feb 7, 2014 - 11:40PM

Real OkCupid user

YA LOL

Feb 8, 2014 - 12:05AM

Real OkCupid user

the damn scams

Feb 8, 2014 - 12:05AM

Real OkCupid user

and i was about to really like you alot, maybe I'm gay lol

Feb 8, 2014 - 12:10AM

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Real OkCupid user

where are you from in mass?

Feb 6, 2014 - 5:22PM

OkCupid troll

Right by the beach, mon.

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:20PM

Real OkCupid user

Lollls

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:21PM

Real OkCupid user

What u doin in nyc ?

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:21PM

OkCupid troll

Looking for a doctor to play 'checkup' with.

Feb 7, 2014 - 1:55PM

Real OkCupid user

Okay how can i help you ?

Feb 7, 2014 - 2:01PM

Real OkCupid user

Do u wanna physical ?

Feb 9, 2014 - 4:24PM

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Real OkCupid user

"Money pants"? What are those? Obviously, I don't have a pair, which is why I'm asking.

Feb 8, 2014 - 9:08AM

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Real OkCupid user

Hey...I'm Joe...I saw your page and obviously I liked it...so basically I'll keep this short because I bet you get a ton of messages from people saying how awesome they are and how awesome you are ..so I'll just be different. I'll just say that I would definitely like to get to know you more...so if you're up to it..message me back :)

Feb 4, 2014 - 1:26AM

OkCupid troll

The only thing different about this message was that it was very boring and filled with self-doubt

Feb 4, 2014 - 9:00AM

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Real OkCupid user

I guess I agree it's boring....but self doubt ? Idk about that...

Feb 4, 2014 - 11:26AM

OkCupid troll

It's the dots. And how is "I would like to know you more" any different from the rest??

Feb 4, 2014 - 12:25PM

Real OkCupid user

Ahh the damn dots !! Honestly it's just this weird thing I do when I type on my phone. I just put dots...see ! And you know what you're right, I guess it's not much different. Really all I was trying to accomplish was to get a convo started...I mean what better way to get to know somebody than to actually talk to them ?

Feb 4, 2014 - 1:13PM

OkCupid troll

I imagine the best way to know someone would be to analyze their DNA.

Getting a conversation started is fine, but who wants to converse about how boring the conversation is? That's going to get you nowhere Jack!

Feb 4, 2014 - 7:10PM

Real OkCupid user

Hmm unfortunately I don't have the proper equipment or schooling to read somebody's DNA.

And you're right, there's so many things to talk about, an endless amount to keep two minds occupied some might say. Any ideas/suggestions? Shoot !

Feb 4, 2014 - 7:18PM

OkCupid troll

Abortion!

Feb 5, 2014 - 9:25PM

Real OkCupid user

Wow ...right out if the hate with a controversial topic. I like it !

Feb 5, 2014 - 9:37PM

OkCupid troll

Pro or against?

Feb 5, 2014 - 10:05PM

Real OkCupid user

I'm pro...unless it like crazy late term

Feb 5, 2014 - 10:24PM

Real OkCupid user

And you ??

Feb 5, 2014 - 11:13PM

OkCupid troll

Pro too! Next topic: black people, pro or against?

Feb 6, 2014 - 4:30PM

Real OkCupid user

Lmfaoo well we all know there's a difference between black people and hood black people...

Feb 6, 2014 - 5:19PM

OkCupid troll

What's the difference?

Feb 6, 2014 - 6:40PM

Real OkCupid user

Well one of them is nice and normal/civilized...the other...well let's just say the opposite haha

Feb 6, 2014 - 6:42PM

OkCupid troll

So, sounds like you're against. Me too! Now this conversation is starting to get interesting! Okay, so far you seem like my kind of guy, but I have to know your opinions on Hitler. Im not talking about late WW2 Hitler, but post WW1 champion of the German people Hitler.

Feb 6, 2014 - 9:55PM

Real OkCupid user

I mean pre WW2 he really wasn't that bad if a guy haha He was really patriotic...loved his country and felt like they were "betrayed" in some way during WW1. Also the guy loved the arts. Eventually he got fed up with all the nonsense going on in Germany and he decided he was the guy that would pull them out of the shit hole...respectable...he knew politics and was a GREAT speaker. I have no problems with all of that...but then he went bat shit crazy and the rest is history haha

Feb 6, 2014 - 10:01PM

OkCupid troll

So pro Hitler too! Wow, it's so rare to find a guy that feels the same way as I do! Late WW2 Hitler was a pussy, which is why I didn't want you to let that cloud your judgement. So, it's hard for me to talk openly on my profile but I'm actually one of the leaders of Aryan Nation NYC. Would you be interested in meeting up at a gathering?

Feb 7, 2014 - 8:20AM

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Real OkCupid user

came back for me red ?

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:29AM

OkCupid troll

of course

Feb 13, 2014 - 12:04PM

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Real OkCupid user

Hey I'm going to be forward about this, I'm new here just looking for fun/ casual stuff and you seem to be for the same stuff. Would you be interested in fooling around on kik or snapchat or something? Write back x

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:33AM

OkCupid troll

what is your okc username?

Feb 13, 2014 - 12:04PM

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Real OkCupid user

Hi.. how are u?? Im kinda new to this app and im curious about it. I dont know to start thisĀ  but maybe i will just do a simple intro about myself. Im francis and i work as a physical therapist in a rehabilitation clinic. Im also a musician during my free time. Im a drummer in a band and also a percussionist. But sometimes a guitarist if i do acoustic. I have gig around the city on weekends but not all the time. How about u??? What do u do??? Hope we could chat sometimes. Love to hear from u soon. Take care. Thanks.

Feb 10, 2014 - 10:31AM

OkCupid troll

much nicer than all the requests to see my pussy. keep up the good work and you'll find someone soon

Feb 11, 2014 - 11:30PM

Real OkCupid user

Where are u from?? U korean? What do u do?

Feb 12, 2014 - 7:58AM

OkCupid troll

im a korean, from korea. i korea all day and make about 3 koreas an hour

Feb 12, 2014 - 8:15AM

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Real OkCupid user

So, I think I'm almost obligated to send you a message, but Okc says that we're a million percent match. I think I would have anyway, because I like your profile and I think you're cute, so we've got that going for us as well. So, maybe take a little peek at mine, and message me back if you think we'd get along.

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:38AM

OkCupid troll

So.... What do you plan on doing? Where re you from?

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:58AM

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Real OkCupid user

Hey

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:05AM

OkCupid troll

hey, sup?

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:07AM

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Real OkCupid user

What's ur name ?

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:08AM

Real OkCupid user

I hate this snow :-(

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:08AM

Real OkCupid user

Hru??

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:08AM

Real OkCupid user

U shud be in Orlando .. They need a princess for the Disney :-)

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:09AM

Real OkCupid user

Wouldn't it be fun ???

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:09AM

OkCupid troll

Perhaps...tell me more haha

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:14AM

Real OkCupid user

I work as an engineer

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:15AM

Real OkCupid user

What about u?

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:15AM

Real OkCupid user

Am srini.. Looking to make some new friends and some fun

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:15AM

Real OkCupid user

U have beautiful skin I guess ..

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:20AM

OkCupid troll

Sup

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:23AM

Real OkCupid user

What r u doing today?

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:24AM

OkCupid troll

what is yr name?

Feb 13, 2014 - 11:33AM

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